Total Medals Earned: 235 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,760 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/90 points)
you really like dogs, don't you?
split your head in gamestop
woo the gamestop girl
ew, you wiped it on your clothes?
all according to plan
ED is a serious issue
thank god the dog was just a dream
just talk to the girl already, jesus
a nice guy tries to give a gift...
who eats in the middle of class?
get your fannypack back from the dog
get outta gamestop without issues
fuck yeah, cheetos
Medals Earned: 3/50 (15/500 points)
Lose 1 life
Throw 10 Water Balloons
Enter The Canyons
Lose 10 lives
Lose 100 Lives
Run out of Lives
Throw 100 Water Balloons
Throw 1000 Water Balloons
Defeat 10 Snails
Defeat 100 Snails
Defeat 10 Worms
Defeat 100 Worms
Defeat 10 Candle Kids
Defeat 100 Candle Kids
Beat Canyons I
Beat Canyons II
Beat Canyons III
Collect All The Coins (Canyons I)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons II)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons III)
Beat Canyons I (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons II (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons III (Without Dying)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Enter The Worm Caves
Beat Worm Caves I
Beat Worm Caves II
Beat Worm Caves III
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves I)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves II)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves III)
Beat Worm Caves I (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves II (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves III (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land I
Beat Lava Land II
Beat Lava Land III
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land I)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land II)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land III)
Beat Lava Land I (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land II (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land III (Without Dying)
Beat The Game
Complete Speedrun Mode in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Click the Chicken
Medals Earned: 6/27 (55/500 points)
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
It's pretty easy I guess.
This would probably take 'some' time.
This medal is most likely impossible.
Medals Earned: 16/35 (160/405 points)
At last 26/30 right answers
You reach Nirvana by winning the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 12/15 (315/490 points)
Help Nuckelavee enjoy his party
Help Cobra Servant awaken his master
Help Baphomet cross the River of Exile
Unlock all demon profiles
Help Ivar get his guitar back and save the Apocalypse Tour
Help Boar Servant find his master's missing sunglasses
Have a psychedelic experience
Collect all ingredients and distribute every drug
Buy your soul back and leave Hell
Medals Earned: 6/7 (130/140 points)
You wussed out...
You reek.
A little whiskey never hurt anyone...
You came prepared, you left a winner
Chill out, you don't matter
Tell no one about this secret